Everything I thought during opening night of Love Island.

"It's only a guilty pleasure if you feel guilty about it" - I can't remember where I heard this but it's literally the words I live by. I will never feel bad for watching Love Island because I am low-key obsessed.

1. Is it me or was the beginning scene like the start of a bad porno?

2. We are 5 minutes in and Marcel has already mentioned Blazin' Squad.

3. Chlorine gets rid of sperm. I've learnt something new.

4. Camilla is my favourite already.

5. Bets on for the first fight between Montana and the Welsh Girl...

6. I've already forgotten the Welsh Girl's name.

7. Second reference to Blazin' squad. There is a potential drinking game here.

8. Plot twist: No one steps forward and you realise you're actually not 9.95/10.

9. Mr. Monotone or Sam looks like Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town.

10. Amber is that girl that accidentally makes friends with a drunk guy who won't leave her alone.

11. No surprise Marcel's back on the sub bench.

12. Amber is 100% here for the drama.

13. Kem's shorts are crazy. I can just imagine him up the Shard hitting on girls with bad chat up lines...

14. Chloe has done Kem a favour. No on else was stepping forward...

15. Girl number 6 is 🔥

16. I am basically the same age as most of these girls. I am such a potato.

17. Jessica is being honest about having all the power and I am here for it!

18. If you don't want someone to find out a secret, I probably wouldn't tell the whole villa within 10 minutes of arriving.

19. Everybody loves an Instagram stalk.

20. Why is Marcel acting like Blazin Squad is a secret?

21. Funniest moment so far: Olivia has no idea who Blazin' Squad are and sand a song by So Solid Crew...

22. #TeamJessica

23. Harley could actually be a gentlemen.

24. It took 10 minutes of being awake for them both to mention their kissing.

25. Lucky girl that gets to kiss Kem with that tongue action 🙃

27. That was the worst David Attenborough impression ever...

27. Less than 24 hours for Montana to start showing psychotic tendencies.

28. I really don't like unmatching bikini's.

29. As if Jessica picked Dom. Montana is furious

30. So excited to see how this pans out tomorrow...

Let me know your thoughts on Love Island so far!